We do phone calls too.

If you can’t or don’t want to come to the house (where meeting with us is free), we also do private calls.

Each of us has gifts to offer, shaped by our own (often rocky) journeys to freedom and joy. So there is nothing you can say that will scare us.

We may challenge you, we may ruin your plans (with love), but we will pick up the phone.

All collected funds go into the house fund. So paying us is paying the collective kitty, which serves everyone.

We are also available to travel for the right event.

Call recordings are also available, if you'd like.

To schedule, text the house phone 205-732-4010 and tell us who you would like to speak with, when, and about what.

We will get back to you promptly.

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  • Dr Meghan Roekle (J’ana) has over 30 years of experience helping people.

    With 17 years as a licensed clinical psychologist, including crisis, academic and supervisory work, 2 energy healing certificates, 10 years teaching embodiment and nondual awakening, and her own intense trials she is now the fearless (and goofy) homemaker-at-large she always wanted to be.

    You think your issue is unsolvable? You’re irredeemable? Try her. She’ll prove you wrong.

    Calls are $2,000 an hour.

  • Anthony Ford (MesquiteO Jones) is a community organizer, ‘pretend philosopher,’ and mentor for men.

    His nonprofit, S.M.O.G., is an extraction and relocation squad in Birmingham. Alabama. where his heart is.

    Anthony is the guy who shows up for his community (everybody). He specializes in what he calls ‘ugly questions.’ Nothing is off limits.

    He’s also fucking hilarious.

    He works on a sliding scale.

    .5% of your net worth per hour.

    So, if you are in debt you pay zero per hour. If you have 1 billion you pay 5 million.

  • Krystle Wilson is what J’ana calls ‘pure light, walking.’

    She is an earth angel who lives from the new (and ancient) earth frequency and gives life to everyone she meets.

    Krystle has documented her spiritual awakening process on TikTok, showing her fearless presence and trust in source.

    She remembered her divinity and will help you remember too.

    Krystle also works on a sliding scale.

    $500 to $5,000 an hour, depending on income. She trusts you.

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